purpose

The Rubbish Pile

My mind is a very disorganized and messy place. Things drift around and I can never make any sense of which ideas are good and which are bad. Actually, not never, but about 90% of the ideas I get really excited about end up as plain rubbish. That's where this website comes in, as it is a giant rubbish heap, designed so that everything I create is picked apart, sorted, and eventually placed in the correct cosmic position. To make this all work I need a source of labor, preferably free. This is where the gulls of my mind dump come in.

The Seagulls

By now you might be able to figure out where this is going. You, the reader of my humble website, are the metaphorical seagull picking through the piles of trash that are my ideas. Please don't resent your position. In the world of this website (which is far removed from your normal everyday reality, as you have probably noticed by now) the scavengers are in the second position of this information food chain. A high position considering that I, the creator of this electrical locale, am god within this contrived world. So basically, you are second to god (just here, please, no illusions of grandeur, they create some tangled situations elsewhere).

Even though it seems like you are doing almost nothing, just sifting through the things that came out of my head, you are really doing me a great service. Without your help I would have no guidance, no compass. Without a direction to head in my life becomes very inefficient. But, and this is the big but, if you are lazy and don't tell me your thoughts I will have no compass, and that will make me sad. Please don't make a child sad, sadness leads to depression, and involves sniffly noses and crying. Nobody likes that, so please email me with your thoughts and opinions, even if you just want to say hi. Donations are also a noble endeavor, as my work is inherently costly and any money you give is a big push for my work. I will forgive you for a while if the response is a trickle, because it is rather annoying right now to make any kind of a response. Soon that will get fixed as my ideas ferment and I get some serious web 2.0 stuff going around here. Thanks, and happy sifting.